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		<title>Back to blogger.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 15:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Umer Latif</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Due to technical reasons, I&#8217;m moving back to the blogger, here: http://www.theumer.blogspot.com</p>
<p>Kill me.</p>
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		<title>Bulleh Shah&#8217;s Land</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 16:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Later half of January and most of February was spent drifting on the road, quite literally. After having missed a golden opportunity to visit India and due to some other factors, I needed a lot of vagabonding-diversion &#8211; and Tariq, as always, was more than ready to accompany. In fact, these trips wouldn&#8217;t have been [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theumer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1355381&amp;post=586&amp;subd=theumer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:left;">Later half of January and most of February was spent drifting on the road, quite literally. After having missed a golden opportunity to visit India and due to some other factors, I needed a lot of vagabonding-diversion &#8211; and Tariq, as always, was more than ready to accompany. In fact, these trips wouldn&#8217;t have been possible without him. After riding a bike from Multan to Lahore, our next preference was to visit Qasoor &#8211; mainly due to Baba Bulleh Shah.</p>
<p>Bulleh Shah has a strange fascination for believers and non-believers alike. Although his life is enshrouded in countless myths like so many other saints, his teachings of love, wisdom and hope transcend the boundaries of caste, creed and nationality to elate everyone at a higher level of humanity. With all this reverence, there was an acute desire for adventure and exploration too.</p>
<p>So on the decided day, three of us &#8211; Tariq, me and our loyal bike &#8211; set for Qasoor around 10 am. After a smooth ride on a recently constructed road and under clam skies, we set out feet on Bulleh Shah&#8217;s land around 11:30. Qasoor has some newly constructed buildings and roads which gives it a pretty decent look. The shrine however, sadly, looked like a castle, with all the barbed wires and security checks.</p>
<p>After relishing the delicious métier of Qasoor, &#8216;andrassa&#8217; and &#8216;falooda&#8217; we stepped into the castle-cum-shrine. A recently constructed beautiful mosque stands high adjacent to the shrine. One thing that fascinates about shrine &#8211; and I&#8217;m sure this is not an exclusive case &#8211; is the overall orphic atmosphere. The undiscriminating, peacefully indifferent and melodious aura does render peace to your heart &#8211; and that&#8217;s the state of affairs of a lost individual.</p>
<p>Chal Bulleya Chal Uthay Chalyae Jithay Saray Anay<br />
Na Koi Saadi Zaat Pachane, Na Koi Sanu Manne</p>
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<p style="text-align:left;">Kalam-e-Bulleh Shah was engraved on the four sides and within the tomb and it is this kalam that fascinates you. We offered Fatihah, took photographs, made a video footage of some 10-15 minutes and after spending almost an hour and promising ourselves to read more about the life and work of Bulleh Shah, stepped out of the shrine with a feeling of satisfaction.</p>
<p>Our next sojourn was Kamal Chishti Shrine which happens to be at around a couple of miles from Bulleh Shah Shrine, located at a hill-top at a distance of exactly 100 stairs. A modest yet traditionally embellished little shrine was accompanied by a usual mosque and a graveyard. Kamal Chishti was a contemporary and a friend of Bulleh Shah. We spent almost an hour there, performing the usual activities after which, we set back from the land of Bulleh Shah. But before the final good-bye, we visited the marvelous Qasoor museum which deserves a separate post (following shortly, given that my sloth doesn&#8217;t hinder).</p>
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		<title>He Left Me Love, Most Importantly.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2010 15:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BIG-DADDY: I buried him in a meadow, alongside a railroad track. We were running to catch a freight and his heart gave out. You know something? That lousy old tramp died laughing. BRICK: Laughing at what? BIG-DADDY: Himself, I guess. A hobo tramp&#8230;.not a nickel in his jeans. No future, no past. BRICK: Or maybe [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theumer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1355381&amp;post=543&amp;subd=theumer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>BIG-DADDY:</strong> I buried him in a meadow, alongside a railroad track. We were running to catch a freight and his heart gave out. You know something? That lousy old tramp died laughing.</p>
<p><strong>BRICK:</strong> Laughing at what?</p>
<p><strong>BIG-DADDY:</strong> Himself, I guess. A hobo tramp&#8230;.not a nickel in his jeans. No future, no past.</p>
<p><strong>BRICK:</strong> Or maybe he was laughing because he was happy. Happy at having you with him. He took you everywhere and he kept you with him. </p>
<p><strong>BIG-DADDY:</strong> Aaah&#8230;I don&#8217;t want to talk about that.</p>
<p>(pause)</p>
<p><strong>BIG-DADDY:</strong> Yeah, I loved him. I reckon I never loved anything as much as that&#8230;lousy old tramp.</p>
<p><strong>BRICK:</strong> And you say&#8230;he left you nothing but a suitcase with a uniform in it from the Spanish-American War?</p>
<p><strong>BIG-DADDY:</strong> And some memories.</p>
<p><strong>BRICK:</strong> And love.</p>
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		<title>Cheers!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 00:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny, isn&#8217;t it? I&#8217;m still receiving visitors on my blog, even though it&#8217;s been ages, or so it feels, since I&#8217;ve actively scribbled anything here. But cheer up, my dear few readers; vacations are just around the corner, and I&#8217;m about to dust off my thick literature and philosophy books that I&#8217;ve stocked for vacations [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theumer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1355381&amp;post=541&amp;subd=theumer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny, isn&#8217;t it? I&#8217;m still receiving visitors on my blog, even though it&#8217;s been ages, or so it feels, since I&#8217;ve actively scribbled anything here.</p>
<p>But cheer up, my dear few readers; vacations are just around the corner, and I&#8217;m about to dust off my thick literature and philosophy books that I&#8217;ve stocked for vacations and I&#8217;m certainly gonna churn some worthy stuff after getting high on them.  Just keep your fingers crossed.</p>
<p>Till then, adieus!</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s cold outside, but feels colder within and the light of eyes a bit more dim a rebellion against meaninglessness or the yearning for oneness end is the same, either way yet the paths million miles away one of conscious retaliation of agony and of damnation and the other of oblivious bliss of relish and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theumer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1355381&amp;post=538&amp;subd=theumer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;">It&#8217;s cold outside, but feels colder within</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">and the light of eyes a bit more dim</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">a rebellion against meaninglessness</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">or the yearning for oneness</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">end is the same, either way</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">yet the paths million miles away</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">one of conscious retaliation</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">of agony and of damnation</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">and the other of oblivious bliss</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">of relish and of passive neglect</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">and the selfsame gestures</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">in the faded voiceless pictures</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">remain the same, either way</p>
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		<title>O Solitude! if I must with thee dwell</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 23:06:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O SOLITUDE! if I must with thee dwell, Let it not be among the jumbled heap Of murky buildings; climb with me the steep,- Nature’s observatory &#8211; whence the dell, Its flowery slopes, its river’s crystal swell, May seem a span; let me thy vigils keep ’Mongst boughs pavillion’d, where the deer’s swift leap Startles [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theumer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1355381&amp;post=535&amp;subd=theumer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;">O SOLITUDE! if I must with thee dwell,<br />
Let it not be among the jumbled heap<br />
Of murky buildings; climb with me the steep,-<br />
Nature’s observatory &#8211; whence the dell,<br />
Its flowery slopes, its river’s crystal swell,<br />
<a name="let_me"></a>May seem a span; let me thy vigils keep<br />
’Mongst boughs pavillion’d, where the deer’s swift leap<br />
Startles the wild bee from the fox-glove bell.<br />
But though I’ll gladly trace these scenes with thee,<br />
Yet the sweet converse of an innocent mind,<br />
Whose words are images of thoughts refin’d,<br />
Is my soul’s pleasure; and it sure must be<br />
Almost the highest bliss of human-kind,<br />
When to thy haunts two kindred spirits flee.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">-John Keats (1795–1821)</p>
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		<title>The Self-Imposed Stagnancy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 11:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An inhabitant of today&#8217;s civilized Western democratic state, while alluding to human barbarism and fanaticism, resorts to the medieval ages. For a Muslim, however, the medieval ages are among the gloriously shining eras of history, when Muslim scientists and philosophers made monumental advancements for the benefit of mankind in almost all major fields of knowledge. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theumer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1355381&amp;post=510&amp;subd=theumer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>An inhabitant of today&#8217;s civilized Western democratic state, while   alluding to human barbarism and fanaticism, resorts to the medieval   ages. For a Muslim, however, the medieval ages are among the gloriously   shining eras of history, when Muslim scientists and philosophers made   monumental advancements for the benefit of mankind in almost all major   fields of knowledge. Today, every thinking mind wonders what made those   giants fade away into history without being replaced by their   alternatives? What caused the severe moral and intellectual downfall of   the Muslims? Keeping aside the political turmoils and the  dictatorships,  which happen to be an inevitable part of most history, I  want to devote  some attention on the social and intellectual  perspective of the  medieval age Islam.</p>
<p>Unlike their Christian counterparts, Muslims devoted some serious   attention to the &#8220;infidel&#8221; philosophies and in the process, they not   only translated and thoroughly preserved the valuable philosophical   Greek heritage of Science and philosophy, they were the reason behind   this philosophy  being transported to the medieval West, which proved to  be one of the  most prominent reasons behind the renaissance. With the  Muslim advent in  Iran and India, the wide philosophical heritage of  these areas also  enjoyed patronage by the Muslim philosophers. The  basic purpose of most  of the philosophers was to reconcile reason with  Islamic principles and  philosophers and political jurists like Ibn  Rushd made considerable  contribution in this regard. Ibn e  Rushd(Averroes) is considered among  the fathers of Secularism and is  one of the most highly revered  scholarly figures in Islamic history.  Although his &#8220;Incoherence of the  Incoherence&#8221;, which was a rebuttal to  Ghazali&#8217;s &#8220;The Incoherence of  Philosophers&#8221; and in which he defends  Greek philosophy against the  Ghazalian attacks, wasn&#8217;t as widely  accepted as the book it responds to, it nonetheless,  is considered one  of the cornerstone works in Muslim philosophy. Other  people who tried  to harmonize Greek philosophy with Islamic principles  included such big  names as Ibn Sina (Avicenna), Ibn al Haytham  (Alhacen) and Abu Rayhan  Al Biruni.  Al-Farabi, Al-Kindi and Ibn e Sina, due to their highly  unorthodox  philosophical interpretations and defense of Greek  philosophy were even  considered as non-Islamic philosophers by many.  Ibn e Sina, other than  his influence in the Muslims world, exerted a  wide influence on European  philosophical, theological and scientific  though and is considered by  any historians as “the most famous   scientist  of Islam” (Brickman, 1961).</p>
<p>Yet, despite their highly  nonconforming philosophy and unconventional  attitude, they were highly  revered figured in the Islamic world. Their  philosophy was debated and  discussed in intellectual discourse and  valued by the students of  philosophy. Another openly professed  atheistic philosopher was Muhammad  ibn Zakariyā Rāzī, who like other  scholars of his age, contributed  widely in diverse fields of knowledge,  and went on to challenge both  Greek and Islamic dogmatic ideas in a  rational manner.In his prolific  life, he wrote over 200 books,  including Kitab al-Mansuri, ten volumes  on Greek medicine, and al-Hawi,  an encyclopedia of medicine in 20  volumes.</p>
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Besides purely scientific pursuits, he published and advocated his   radically atheistic philosophy throughout his life, yet his philosophy   was not banished and he was not persecuted. Instead, the path of   intellectual debate was chosen, which further flourished the gardens of   knowledge. The principles of logic and the arguments presented by the   Muslim philosophers echo time and again in the Western philosophical   though. One even finds the roots of the modern Western existentialism in   the philosophy of Ibn e Sina and more eloquently, in the work of  Mullah  Sadra. Among various non-Muslim names, Saadia Garon, an Egyptian  Jew  Rabbi, contributed in the Jedeo-Arabic medieval theological  philosophy.  The famous House of Wisdom, in Baghdad, Iraq, was the  center of knowlege  where philosophers, both Muslims and non-Muslims,  translated knowledge  from other languages into Arabic while making  their own important  contributions. This process is known as the  Translation Movement in  history.</p>
<p>Not only in philosophy, Muslims preserved the heritage of the  previous  nations in other fields like medicine, mathematics, astronomy  and  physics. Ibn Al-Haytham was known as &#8220;The Physicist&#8221; in the medieval   Europe due to his immense contributions in the fields of Physics,   Optics, Engineering, Medicine, Philosophy, Psychology, Anatomy and   Astronomy. Greek and Indian mathematics was preserved and further   glorified towards new heights by these scientists.</p>
<p>Hence, the culture of intellectual discourse and scientific and   philosophical discussions and debates was encouraged by the rulers and   highly flourished through the efforts of the scholars. Thomas Acquinas   famously used to call Ibn e Rush &#8220;The Commentator&#8221; while Michael the   Scot translated several of his works from Arabic within fifty years of   his death, such was their intellectual worth for those who valued it.   Professor Abhishek Gandh, in his book &#8220;Preservation and Transmission of   Greek Philosophy in Middle Ages&#8221; notes:</p>
<p>“On of the Rulers of Muslim Spain, Al-Hakim II, made an effort  to gather books from all over the Arab world, creating a library which  would later become a center for translation into Latin, (Lindberg,  1978). As books were gathered, so were many Arab scholars who had  studied Greek ideas in the east. For example, Muhammad Ibn ‘Abdul’ and  ‘Abdul’ Rahman Ibn Ismail came to Spain and introduced many ideas about  medicine as well as several of the works of Aristotle and Euclid. Ibn  Bajjah (known as “Avempace”) and Ibn Rushd (known as “Averroes”) were  among the other famous philosophers of Spain who furthered the expansion  of Greek ideas in medicine and philosophy, (Laughlin, 1995).“</p>
<p>.<br />
With the  unfortunate and eventual intellectual decline of the Muslim  world, moral  and social decay closed in. The cherished culture of  tolerance,  intellectual discourse, diverse ideas and the patronage of  knowledge  gradually vanished into the annals of oblivion. Muslims  imposed on  themselves the stagnancy that could only breed intolerance,  fanaticism  emerging out of rigid dogmatism which needs critical  intellectual  modification through the exquisite process of &#8220;ijtihaad&#8221;.  They revelled  in the lost glories of the past while living in a present  that was in  severe clash with that past and hoping, in vain, for a  brigh future.  Finally the Western colonialism proved to be the final  fatal blow. This  intellectual and moral stagnancy is certainly  self-imposed, for if Islam  is meant to be for all places and all times,  it has much more potential  to expand itself and generate new conveys  of knowledge, the common  heritage of all mankind. It isn&#8217;t meant to  decay in the abyss of  dogmatic sternness and literal rigidity, because  that is against the  established human nature and if Islam prohibits to  go against anything,  it&#8217;s the very human nature.</p>
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		<title>A Conspiracy-Afflicted Mind</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 14:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That is, the mind of a common Pakistani. Most Pakistanis consciously and many of them subconsciously suffer from this disease. They have an extremely efficient ability to link each and every, minor and major, national and international, incident with some mysterious masterminds and all-powerful hidden hands who can upset the order of the world, to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theumer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1355381&amp;post=505&amp;subd=theumer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>That is, the mind of a common Pakistani. Most Pakistanis consciously and  many of them subconsciously suffer from this disease. They have an  extremely efficient ability to link each and every, minor and major,  national and international, incident with some mysterious masterminds  and all-powerful hidden hands who can upset the order of the world, to  the most discreet extent, whenever they feel like it. As usual, the  urban middle and upper-middle class, educated in well-reputed  institutes, is the most convincing example of the conspiracy-afflicted  mentality.</p>
<p>You would&#8217;ve seen those Zaid Hamid lectures at various places in  recent months, in which he sits like the commander of the faithful and  there are a few kids standing behind him in the style of secret service  agents; while he churns out his impeccable knowledge about the Free  Masons, about the economic omnipotence of the Zionists and about the New  World Order. Intriguing enough, these people believe that all these  evil forces are striving to establish an order known as New Word Order  so that they might be able to rule the world as it&#8217;s masters and  subjugate the rest of the world. In the very next breath, they renew  their convictions to endeavor for the establishment of their own World  Order known as Khilafah, where their own religion would be the ruling  power, with the rest of the world submitting.</p>
<p>This New World Order theory is intriguing. Ask a common  Zaid-Hamidist, or just a common conspiracy-afflicted mind, and a  ready-made reply would emerge as I&#8217;ve described above. What they are  unaware of is that the mighty has always striven to rule the world.  That&#8217;s the law of power and nature of the powerful. It was Maolana  Muhammad Ali Johar who wrote a book titled &#8220;New World Order&#8221;, in which  he advocated a world order based on the principles of Islam and that  only such an order would be the savior of the world. Now if a common  Muslim supports this view and organizations like Tanzeem-e-Islami and  Hizb-ul-Tehrir aggressively aim at such a system, how about equating it  with the Free Masons striving for their own World Order? Or our sense of  self-righteous has reached at such painful limits that if we and our  rivals do one and the same thing, they are the conspirators and evil  monsters while we are the saviors of humanity (this being our favorite  tag, by the way)? Why is it that if someone else wants to establish  their own political and economic system, it a conspiracy but when we  advocate to struggle towards our version of ideologies, it&#8217;s only a very  humane conviction?</p>
<p>This mentality has it&#8217;s systematic roots in the education system,  from it&#8217;s very beginning. A student goes to school and he&#8217;s  categorically informed that the Jews, Christians and Hindus are his  worst enemies, they are out to hunt Muslims all around the world and  eventually they want to establish an evil Kingdom where they could rule  the world. If Muslims, however, want to establish a world-wide Khilafah,  it&#8217;s only natural because Muslims are the very essence of humanity and  again, the best of all humans. thence beings the mental decadence and  intellectual decline. Not only the Christians, Jews and Hindus, ask a  common Pakistani &#8220;Muslim&#8221;, and he would enlighten you that Ahmadis are  the worse enemies of &#8220;Islam&#8221;, that they have secret ties with Israel and  that they want to undermine the ideological and economic basis of  Pakistan. Ask for a proof and you become a Zionist agent yourself. In  fact, I recall a religious website created solely for the purpose of  inciting Muslims against Ahmadis, which actually &#8220;argues&#8221; that the Nobel  Prize of Dr. Abdul Salam was a Zionist conspiracy just to defame the  &#8220;actual Muslims&#8221;. (As if there were platoons of extremely efficient  Physicists among the &#8220;actual Muslims&#8221;). Another common belief among  Pakistanis is that Dr. Abdul Quadeer stole the research material from  Holland and that material was the deciding factor in the creation of a  Nuclear Bomb. They don&#8217;t care whether this was against the law or  conspiracy against Holland, because this was for the Muslims. Just  consider for a moment: What would&#8217;ve been the reaction of these common  people had this been done by an Israeli Scientist (not that they need to  do it, they are efficient enough to utilize their own intellect)? The  answer is clear: A conspiracy, an evil action of the dirty Zionists  under the patronage of the Free Masons.</p>
<p>The fact is, in the words of Hassan Nisar, it&#8217;s always better to  &#8220;concentrate on your own weakness and rectify them so that the mighty  won&#8217;t exploit it&#8221; instead if &#8220;pointing your fingers towards them and  blaming them for all your short-coming and failures&#8221;, because if you  keep doing this and chanting about your own ideologies, it won&#8217;t do them  any harm and you any good. It would only push you further in the abyss  of bankruptcy.<br />
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<p>Finally, after centuries of intellectual repose and monotonous  callousness, Muslim Ummah has come up with a monumental intellectual  accomplishment that has a deep world wide impact, although a rather curious one.  The theory under consideration is known as &#8220;azaab&#8221; (roughly translated  as &#8220;wrath&#8221;) theory (very aptly named). This theory has been developed  under the scrupulously close-minded patronage of religious &#8216;scholars&#8217;  and Televangelists who carefully made sure to include &#8220;reasonable&#8221; factor of  horror, comedy and imbecility to formulate a theory that is nonetheless,  another masterpiece in an already long line of religious masterpieces.  The gist of this theory is:</p>
<p>&#8220;God sends &#8220;azaabs&#8221; every now and then, on the people who don&#8217;t bow  properly (bang your head so that you can listen a voice) in front of  him. The inferior creatures who don&#8217;t satisfy his ego. The dirt filling  the earth that is best eradicated. God basically saves the &#8216;better lot&#8217;  from this arduous task and takes the responsibility to erase the filth  himself. &#8220;</p>
<p>How to deal with the consequences:</p>
<p>&#8220;Number one: Bow. Number  two: Bow. Number three: Bow and Beg like a real sissy. Cry. Cry. Cry. After that, be regular in your  daily chants of astaghfirullah and never in your wildest imagination  think to bravely tackle with the circumstances. That&#8217;s the worst  sacrilege. Have faith. Leave the rest for us.&#8221;</p>
<p>The recent developments in this theory have made it a  though-provoking (and provoking many other things) theory. When we try  to conciliate this theory with the empirically observed facts, following  scenario emerges:</p>
<p>&#8220;Azaab&#8221; theory applies to those who fulfill the following  conditions:</p>
<p>1- They should&#8217;ve been already suppressed and crushed  by the mighty and the wealthy. God is perfect and likes perfect people.  For imperfections, he has no tolerance.</p>
<p>2- They should be unlucky. We call it &#8220;they got slipped in deep shit  suddenly, poor bastards!&#8221;</p>
<p>3- Okay, they should be living in some developed country. In those countries, the &#8220;azaab&#8221; theory breaks down and we need critical modifications in it&#8217;s structure.</p>
<p>Hence, considering the theory  carefully, we arrive at the following conclusion:</p>
<p>&#8220;Sacred  religious texts inform us that God, throughout, history has sent  &#8220;azaabs&#8221; on the people who were involved in the wrong-doings (matter of  perspective) and wiped them off the face of the earth with a huge  breath of a single nostril (alright, not exactly that. I , sort of,  rephrased). But, in the recent years, the years during which this theory  emerged in a systematic form, there have been found some radical shifts  in the azaab policy of God. It seems that with the fall of Communism,  God has become a staunch Capitalist. Alternatively, God has blessed  Feudal Lords, Capitalists, Religious Contractors and&#8230;.etc.etc. with  the status of new &#8220;chosen people&#8221; (hence, proving his tactical and  political-somersaults- skills one again). Another explanation provided  is that God is benevolent and all-merciful, it&#8217;s only the conspiracy of  some angels surrounding him and who want to bring a bad name to God.&#8221;</p>
<p>Talking about the final explanation, I believe these are the  Zionist-agents-pretending-to-be-angels who just infiltrated the  angels platoon. (*Calling Zaid Hamid!*)</p>
<div id=":79">I accept this theory  whole-blindly, as per my religious obligation. If you reject, you better have a lot of bucks to save  your ass. Otherwise, azaab is on it&#8217;s way.</p>
<p>P.S: Global warming is a conspiracy and a false propaganda. A  sacrilege. Blasphemy. Don&#8217;t give me that shit! Astaghfirullah.</p>
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<p>&#8220;At a certain point on his path the absurd man is tempted. History is not lacking in either religions or prophets, even without gods. He is asked to leap. All he can reply is that he doesn&#8217;t fully understand, that it is not obvious. Indeed he does not want to do anything but what he fully understands. He is assured that this is the sin of pride, but he does not understand the notion of sin; that perhaps hell is in store, but he has not enough imagination to visualize that strange future; that he is losing immortal life, but that seems to him an idle consideration. An attempt is made to get him to admit his guilt. He feels innocent. To tell the truth, that is all he feels &#8212; his irreparable innocence. This is what allows him everything. Hence, what he demands of himself is to live <em>solely</em> with what he knows, to accommodate himself to what is, and to bring in nothing that is not certain. He is told that nothing is. But this at least is a certainty. And it is with this that he is concerned: he wants to find out if it is possible to live <em>without appeal</em>.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong><em>-The Myth Of Sisyphus, Albert Camus.</em></strong></p>
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